Darth Toffeeman
Player Valuation: £40m
Thought we where linked with a player. I would have to remortgage to get his name on my shirt.
So wait, if Chang are worth $12bn, which is really good money, then why are they one of the worst sponsors in the Prem? Don't we receive about a quid from them from sponsorship?
True story: Thapana used to ride to Goodison on his Uncle Thaksin's handlebars, and sat on the barriers in the boys pen.