Th' "post everythin' ye say in scottish" threid.

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Thes threid is dedicated tae uir simple brethren north ay th' border. tae embrace uir braw union, thes whole threid is dedicated tae 'spikin loch blooter'd fowk hammered up oan a potent mix ay ginger, cocaine an' bells watter o' life. so here's tae ye, uir scotch brothers. freedom!

Tae spick scottish, simply use th' followin' website:.

http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/scottish-translator.asp

For bluejock x
 

Artetafan said:
Ur alternatively jist spike aw yer meals wi' a mixture ay shmack an' watter o' life tae gie th' sam effect.
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Ah cannae disagree wi' ye thaur. if aw sassenach fowk feasted oan battered mars bars an' drenk drambuie every fife minutes, 'en we'd aw gie alang.
 

My old man is Scottish - CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't like Scots in general, never had, I can't stand Scottish people (IMO: they are all [Poor language removed]) I will not meet my reletives in Scotland as I cannot stand Scottish people. My mother is Welsh and I have been over to meet them over the years - North Wales is lovely where my grandmother and grandfather is from. But dad's Scottish lot - UGH!!!!! Aggressive bunch of drunken animals in womens skirts.
 
angelwitch said:
My old man is Scottish - CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't like Scots in general, never had, I can't stand Scottish people (IMO: they are all [Poor language removed]) I will not meet my reletives in Scotland as I cannot stand Scottish people. My mother is Welsh and I have been over to meet them over the years - North Wales is lovely where my grandmother and grandfather is from. But dad's Scottish lot - UGH!!!!! Aggressive bunch of drunken animals in womens skirts.
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Ah blew it - Ah pure blew it. Ah was oan a bad road job fur puckle weeks - sh*t Ah thooght hae seen it th' Hogmanay - anyhoo - we got a bad ootcome. nae related, we hae these nychburris fa pump their graphite loons aw nicht. it used tae be awe rite, until 'er ex moved it - noo its mayhem aw nicht - makin' it impossible tae sleep. Ah, worn it, pumped sepultura ben their walls hopin' they gie th' message. they didne Ah got thes ape (new boyfriend) oan mah doorstep threatenin' mah guidwife (i was oan th' wc at th' time). Ah cam it an' speart heem nicely tae gonnae-no abusin' mah guidwife. Ah got aw "[Poor language removed] ye, an' [Poor language removed] 'er." sadly, it cam tae heem decidin' tae scottish jimmy me roarin' fu', Ah begged heem nae tae engage. bottom line, Ah pit heem in th' hospital - Ah broke his beak an' jaw an' took it his left rib cage an' dislocated his reit yak socket; ah dunnae kinn whaur aam gonnae wi' thes - aam squaur wi' th' pigs, that's nae fash yerse - Ah ginger ontae thes forum board tae question myself an' noo aam askin' did Ah need tae gang 'at far? Ah ken Ah coods hae taken heem doon withit onie physical harm tae his bodie - but Ah went it - in th' letter ay th' law - tae smash his coopon in. Ah shoods ken better an' noo aam sittin' haur feelin' whit th' heel hae Ah dain.
 

Armed robbery ? With a replica ? I mean, how the [Poor language removed] can it be armed robbery with a f*cking replica?
 

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