Terrible or old Jokes

[baileystophat]

Yeah, didn't notice them. Bit of a long-standing joke that one though, like saying all Scots are ginger and all Welsh have it off with sheep. Anyone taking real offence at that needs to get a grip.

I think that me being from a jewish background might mean that I can be a little bit offended....

 

[The Esk]

Are Inuits fair game? Do they even get wifi in igloos?

Being summer in the Arctic, the Inuits will not be in their igloos...

 

[Sapie88]

Being summer in the Inuits will not be in their igloos...

I'll hold off till they leave the Internet cafes.

 

[Upskirt]

How was copper invented?

 

[The Cowboy]

I think that me being from a jewish background might mean that I can be a little bit offended....

And are you offended? I get the pizz ripped out of me daily for being a whippet-loving, pie eating northerner living in Essex, but I don't see why I should be offended by it. Its just a bit of fun.

 

[Eggs]

...my mate was upset in the pub today, he lost Elvis, his pet mouse. He'd had it 7 years. So sad, apparently it was caught in a trap.

 

[roydo]

Played my Blues records backwards today.

Got my house, dog and wife back.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Lad's I know this is a "joke" thread but please be mindful of the rules, and the fact that we are currently operating zero tolerance policies to those that break them

Contributions must not:
a ) Contain any material which is defamatory of any person;
b ) Contain any material which is obscene, offensive, hateful or inflammatory;
c ) Promote sexually explicit material;
d ) Promote violence;
e ) Promote discrimination based on race, sex religion, nationality, disability, sexual orientation, age or any other reason;

Does this mean I can't post my Alamo joke?