As someone who over the past year has developed a dislike for the sport, may I be the first to LOL lol
The bad news mate is that every time a tennis player loses another tennis player wins.
It's very much a zero sum game for tennis haters.
Aye, but nothing annoys me more than the typical housewife watching Wimbledon, especially this year when it clashes with the togger.
Because women don't deserve things to look forward to......Obviously.Why?
They can all get back in the kitchen now eh mate........Aye, but nothing annoys me more than the typical housewife watching Wimbledon, especially this year when it clashes with the togger.
Because women don't deserve things to look forward to......Obviously.
Bloody women with their tits and emotions and needs. Pain in the arse aren't they? Can't live with them, can't live without them though right? hahaha! Women...who'd have them? Me for one.Of course! How silly of me. Get back to the kitchen Hahahahaha
*not what I actually think*
I'm secretly boss at tennis.
And darts.
I just think I did such a wonderful parody of a sexist tosser that it was almost too believable. In actual fact, I love women.It's quite suspicious that you felt the need to type this.
I'm pretty sure it's a lie.
Why?