Tell me a joke .....

[Kurt.]

Hi lads, I'm in work all day on my own and have zip to do..... I'm totally bored and slowly losing the will to make it to the end of the day...... So..... I made this thread..... Post your jokes in here and I will rate them on a scae of 1-10..... 10 being the funniest thing imaginable akin to Gerrard accidentally running into Suarez and the outcome being 4 broken legs..... Carry on.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Have you heard the one about the dyslexic man that walked into the bra?

 

[Kurt.]

Have you heard the one about the dyslexic man that walked into the bra?

10/10 Bruce ..... Good effort.

 

[Maxwell]

Do you know that people in Dubai dont like The Flintstones?

But people in Abu Dhabi do.

 

[dead_soft]

Knock knock

 

[roydo]

A piece of red tarmac walks into a pub.

"Dont serve him" says the landlord, "hes a cyclepath"

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Hi lads, I'm in work all day on my own and have zip to do..... I'm totally bored and slowly losing the will to make it to the end of the day...... So..... I made this thread..... Post your jokes in here and I will rate them on a scae of 1-10..... 10 being the funniest thing imaginable akin to Gerrard accidentally running into Suarez and the outcome being 4 broken legs..... Carry on.

One from my 6 year for you

" what do you call a Fish with no Eyes?"


"FSSSSSSSHHHH!!"

 

[Kurt.]

One from my 6 year for you

" what do you call a Fish with no Eyes?"


"FSSSSSSSHHHH!!"

Deserves 10/10 .........lovely !!

 

[Kurt.]

Do you know that people in Dubai dont like The Flintstones?

But people in Abu Dhabi do.

7/10

A piece of red tarmac walks into a pub.

"Dont serve him" says the landlord, "hes a cyclepath"

8/10. I like it

Knock knock

You been waiting long ?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Leon Osman

 

[chrissyjack]

Ffs. I just spent £4000 on new windows. Then realised I had a crack in me glasses

 

[bluejock]

10 replies and not a single "yer mar"

Poor.

 

[Kurt.]

Leon Osman

Uuuuu uuuurrr...... 0/10

Sorry lid, no negativity in this thread please... You're more than welcome to contribute again though

Ffs. I just spent £4000 on new windows. Then realised I had a crack in me glasses

Smashing..... 7/10

 

[Bruce Wayne]

It's a disgrace that mine has the lowest rating. Disgrace I say.

 

[bluejock]

It's a disgrace that mine has the lowest rating. Disgrace I say.

You could always boost it. Y'know, artificially? Nudge nudge, wink wink.