Tel Aviv and Jerusalem

[rascal]

So thinking of heading that way for my summer holiday. Anybody here been? Thinking of spending 3 days trying to score with Israeli chicks in Tel Aviv and then spending 2 days in Jerusalem doing serious ****.

 

[bluejock]

Believe it or not, Tel Aviv is actually ace for a night on the lash. Israelie chicks are quite hard to crack though, so I'm told. Being a happily married man, I wasn't trying.

 

[bluejock]

Oh, going through Ben Gurion is f*cking horrendous. The security to get out of the country is mad.

 

[tsubaki]

Believe it or not, Tel Aviv is actually ace for a night on the lash. Israelie chicks are quite hard to crack though, so I'm told. Being a happily married man, I wasn't trying.

I suppose arming them all and teaching them how to kill people makes banter a bit more difficult.

 

[rascal]

I suppose arming them all and teaching them how to kill people makes banter a bit more difficult.

but strangely even more attractive.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Wouldn't go near Israel after watching World War Z. I'd be paranoid of a zombie attack at any moment.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

You should wear a t-shirt advertising the fact that you have a foreskin, there's bound to be at least 1 that wants to try the novelty of it.

 

[Fensta]

Doesn't sound the most fun holiday destination. Rather you than me.

 

[bol-uk]

Belongs to the Palestinians.

Just sayin'

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

As Jock said Tel Aviv is like any modern mediterranean city. Nightlife is great, the Women are gorgeous but all carry M4's! Jerusalem on the other hand is like another world, it's like stepping back 1000 years in time. We went to Masada which was amazing. Stopped briefly in Jericho, and that place is wired, random bouts of gunfire, and explosions. Tanks and troops everywhere and big massive concrete walls that made the Berlin Wall look like a dry-stone wall.

Oh and as Jock says security at Ben Gurion (on the way out of the country) is off it's head!

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Believe it or not, Tel Aviv is actually ace for a night on the lash. Israelie chicks are quite hard to crack though, so I'm told. Being a happily married man, I wasn't trying.

Hi Mrs Jock.

 

[arminisgod]

ive got a stag party in Tel Aviv in March. Fancy going to Jerusalem for a day

 

[rascal]

As Jock said Tel Aviv is like any modern mediterranean city. Nightlife is great, the Women are gorgeous but all carry M4's! Jerusalem on the other hand is like another world, it's like stepping back 1000 years in time. We went to Masada which was amazing. Stopped briefly in Jericho, and that place is wired, random bouts of gunfire, and explosions. Tanks and troops everywhere and big massive concrete walls that made the Berlin Wall look like a dry-stone wall.

Oh and as Jock says security at Ben Gurion (on the way out of the country) is off it's head!

Sounds boss

 

[BlueLlama]

Isreali girls are hot especially army ones. Go fill your boots. Jerusalem is boss too and the Dead sea is fun.

 

[Clint Planet]

Belongs to the Palestinians.

Just sayin'

Is right. No to Apartheid in the Middle East!


Don't go, mate.