Teasing because little one supports Everton

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ToffeeMark

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My little boy doesn't want to wear his Everton kit because some other kids make fun of him, they all have Arsenal, Barca, or Man U kits. It's hard to stand out from the crowd when you're little I guess. Anyone have any snappy come backs to put 6 year olds in their place?
 

My little boy doesn't want to wear his Everton kit because some other kids make fun of him, they all have Arsenal, Barca, or Man U kits. It's hard to stand out from the crowd when you're little I guess. Anyone have any snappy come backs to put 6 year olds in their place?

Just sing at the top of his voice 'And if you know your history..'
 

My little boy doesn't want to wear his Everton kit because some other kids make fun of him, they all have Arsenal, Barca, or Man U kits. It's hard to stand out from the crowd when you're little I guess. Anyone have any snappy come backs to put 6 year olds in their place?

Get him tooled up & teach him all about the County Rd Cutters.
 
My kids are constantly being ridiculed by their Man Utd supporting Grandad for being Everton fans, so I've been trying to teach them how to do him harm whilst making it appear innocent, stuff like swinging a leg out and catching him in the bollocks when he's spinning them round, or dropping a sly elbow into his ageing rib cage when they're play fighting.
 
My kids are constantly being ridiculed by their Man Utd supporting Grandad for being Everton fans, so I've been trying to teach them how to do him harm whilst making it appear innocent, stuff like swinging a leg out and catching him in the bollocks when he's spinning them round, or dropping a sly elbow into his ageing rib cage when they're play fighting.

Fiendish!! lollol
 


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