TEACH ME SCOUSE

Username · June 28, 2012

der dear dem freddos yanow lad, if ya get a bergouse coat deyve got them hiddin pockits lid an ya can stash abar 25 of dem widout is making ya luk like yav gorra tit

@Kurt - Yeah, Scousers are top dogs for blatant self fondling.

Kurt. · June 28, 2012

Username said:
der dear dem freddos yanow lad, if ya get a bergouse coat deyve got them hiddin pockits lid an ya can stash abar 25 of dem widout is making ya luk like yav gorra tit

@Kurt - Yeah, Scousers are top dogs for blatant self fondling.

Dats a boss reeeeeespons laa

The T-Dex · June 29, 2012

Nah lad, was gunna do it lad, but they clocked me, had to bail. Need some lid to keep Dixie

Kurt. · June 29, 2012

AdamDex1878 said:
Nah lad, was gunna do it lad, but they clocked me, had to bail. Need some lid to keep Dixie

is right lar...never graft on yer bill la.

Degs62 · June 29, 2012

You can never write it just how it sounds though.

Das reely grace lar

davek · June 29, 2012

I've lived in and around Liverpool for a fair proportion of my life and the accent is increasingly becoming unrecognisable from the one just two or three decades ago. I expect scousers in the next couple of decades to regress to a series of hand signals and grunts...like that Mel Gibson film, Apocalypso.

Deloodid · June 29, 2012

Username said:
I think we should cryogenically freeze the scousest people in Liverpool to mind**** future people.

"Tonight on 'where we come from' we're going back 1000 years to 2012 Liverpool. We will observe a 'Scouser' as people from the city are reknowned, in his natural habitat, these motion pictures are taken from CCTV exhumed from where the city once stood. Here comes one now, notice his bouncing walking style, research leads us to believe that males would walk like this to state their dominance. He's going to what seems to be a public house, Scousers used these venues as areas to socialise, they would discuss current events, share stories of other Scousers and more often then not enjoy some casual violence..."

That would be as just as bad as releasing the plague again