Talkin’ Longball (bit of fun to avoid the blackness)

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Groucho

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Adapting the old Simpsons Talkin’ Softball song for our season, which itself was adapted for the original Talkin’ Baseball and sing by the original artist.

Well Mr Kenwright’s done it,
The blues have finally stuffed it,
With Mr Moshiri ducking all the while,

Sean Dyche’s bleep test pictures made us smile,
And Mina’s legs are broken on the dressing room tiles,

We’re talkin’ long ball,
From Main Stand to row double O
We’re talkin’ long ball,
And nothing now can save us,

Townsend’s grotesquely swollen leg,
The board should be made to come and beg,

For forgiveness,
And we should tell ‘em no….


[have a bit of fun with it just keep it clean]



 


Here's my little addition...


The boardroom with their head buried in the sand,
Denise getting headlocked in the stands,
Arsenal goal, moshiri's "touchdown" hands,
Graeme sharp making pandas touch his gland,
And chico....
Blaming all the fans.
 
There was an old bugger called Bill
Who's friends neck was held against her will
When will it stop
Or are we up for the drop
Because there's no money left in the till
 

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