Sylvain Distin on Twitter just said

[Khalekan]

Re the Phil Neville inteview, I don't see anything wrong with it if I'm honest with you.

 

[chicoazul]

Oh stop looking at us with them puppy dog eyes Sylvain...

 

[turner]

I want to hug him until the tears come, then I'll rub his enormous cubic head whispering "let it all out, let it all out big man."

 

[turner]

Phil Neville probably gives a rubbish cuddle, despite all the yoga that he does.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Phil Neville probably gives a rubbish cuddle, despite all the yoga that he does.

Yeah but he can point while doing a stepover

 

[turner]

Yeah but he can point while doing a stepover

He can point, he can do stepovers, but I'd be very surprised if anyone can show me any evidence of him doing both at the same time. I'd be surpised if anyone can show me evidence of him doing any two tasks at once.

 

[deliverance]

hi ho sylvan

you are the lone ranger

you're coming on down

to rescue meeeeeeeeeee

well the strikers they wake up

they feel like cryin

somebody save me from this nightmare

(courtesy of "Boon" tv prog title song jim someone -or-other)

 

[Rook]

Re the Phil Neville inteview, I don't see anything wrong with it if I'm honest with you.

Me neither. What are we expecting him to say? "Distin bottled it and ruined the season so no point showing up at Old Trafford this weekend as we just got beat by the 8th placed team for the 3rd time last year"

Sylvain is still ace.

 

[Sylvain]

Sylvain is still ace.

Cheers.