Survive the Apocalypse - or not?

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Been watching a few Apocalyptic films recently (The Road, 28 Days Later) has got me thinking.

If Britain got locked off and everything was to stop tomorrow, how long could you last?

Bear in mind that there will be No;

Infrastructure, Utilities, Food, Water, Electricity.

No Order, General Masses Rioting/Scavenging, and deffo no footy

What would be in your Arsenal?
What would be your plan of action?
How long could you fend for yourself and survive?


footnote: Avoid East Sussex at all costs, as Ray Mears will have this place locked down!

 

[DanEFC92]

Like to say i'd be like Urban Rambo, but i'd probably be beaten to death by feral crackheads.

 

[Brennan]

I live in a secluded area in the middle of the countryside, we own a gun and have plenty of food in the cupboards.

I'd be alright, until the militant army came knocking.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

I live in a secluded area in the middle of the countryside, we own a gun and have plenty of food in the cupboards.

I'd be alright, until the militant army came knocking.

You could debate topical issues with them until they fall asleep - then make good your escape

 

[Azzurri]

Make some butties, get loads of rich tea biscuits and chocolate orange/mint aero then sit under the stairs and hope. Leave only when necessary to the kitchen for food.


Or just realise it's only a matter of time before I get ripped to bits by zombies and top myself to swerve the hassle.

 

[roydo]

We have LPG in a tank, so cooking/heating would be ok for a while I guess. Keep chickens, so eggs/them would be available. Loads of people round here keep guns, so protection/hunting would be ok, for a while. Got a large allotment at bottom of garden, so that would be ok. Apple trees would provide apples, so Cider could be made.

Water would be the pisser, so I would have to dig a big hole in the garden.

Fags would be the big problem, is my conclusion.

Bring it on!

 

[bluejock]

I'd use all my military skills and knowledge to co-erce frightened women into sleeping with me in return for protection.

 

[roydo]

I'd use all my military skills and knowledge to co-erce frightened women into sleeping with me in return for protection.

I would just offer them an egg. (See above)

 

[Kurt.]

Have you seen where I live...??? apocalypse would do us a favour...bring it on .

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

I would break into biggest supplier of Buckfast , load it into a mahoosive truck, drive to Scotland, and use it to become leader of an army of Glasgow neds. Then I would control the West of Scotland with my Burberry clad army.

 

[BlueLlama]

Find Goat.

Kill Goat

Turn his caracass into a tent (like Han Solo did with the tauntaun)

Feed on his flesh to wait it out.

Should be fine

 

[Goat]

Find Goat.

Kill Goat

Turn his caracass into a tent (like Han Solo did with the tauntaun)

Feed on his flesh to wait it out.

Should be fine

I wont be here mate.

Natural selection will mean I will be starshipped to Mars in order to start a new World with kelly Brook.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

I wont be here mate.

Natural selection will mean I will be starshipped to Mars in order to start a new World with kelly Brook.

Nah - you'll be found hangin out in Aldi's stuffing yourself on their own brand Tortilla chips

 

[Goat]

Nah - you'll be found hangin out in Aldi's stuffing yourself on their own brand Tortilla chips

I would rather starve mate.

 

[BlueLlama]

Mutzo will this apocalypse thing lead to an otter/water vole uprising?