surely we should sign this guy

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

quote from daily mirror
EVERTON the wonderfully named brazilian, scored a hat-trick to earn top-flight Heracles Almelo a comfortable 5-1 victory at 2nd div.side Haarlem in a dutch-cuo 1/4 final.

 

[Gazdalf]

I'd buy that for a dollar.