Superpowers that would be fun but not much use

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

How prescient of you.

Rushes to google.............................................................................................................................

 

[john jako]

To have a 20 inch wanga. Fun for me but not for your mothers.

 

[tadao]

So I do have a superpower!

 

[gonetomorrow]

The power to give everyone in the world who needs a slap...........................a slap.

 

[verreauxi]

I would be a lesser known Jedi with the power to eat only one Italian pastry at a time. I would be Only Wan Cannoli.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

The ability to score headers from Everton corners that are well delivered.

Too useful. Though it would be fun.

 

[dead_soft]

Too useful. Though it would be fun.

I think the suggestion is it wouldn't be much use as there are no well delivered corners

 

[ilikecheese]

Pencil sharpening navel.

 

[Kiwi]

Heard he's making a run for Downing Street, Teresa's replacement

 

[Kurt.]

The ability to eat sandwiches without having any thumbs

 

[GwladysBlue]

The ability to see Roberto Matinez's future in football management

I have that power.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I think the suggestion is it wouldn't be much use as there are no well delivered corners

The heat here at the moment is slowing down my brain even more than usual