Superpowers that would be fun but not much use

[Jamo Martinez]

The power to make people fart loudly just by willing it.

 

[Cellardweller]

The power to instantly deflate bouncy castles.

 

[Zezti]

the power to stop the splashback after dropping a bomb in the bog

 

[ToffeeTim]

The power to eat takeaways but lose weight

 

[tonyhorne]

The power not to be at all interested in football.

Oh wait, that would be useful but not much fun.

Wrong thread...

 

[Sapie88]

 

[Donald Twain]

The power to move through time at the speed of time !

 

[dublinbluenose]

The ability to score headers from Everton corners that are well delivered.

 

[TheFinnFan]

The power to make auntie win in bingo every Wednesday

 

[ilikecheese]

Ketchup dispensing nipples.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

The power to make some lads' laptops/computers blow up just by thinking of their username.

 

[summerisle]

The ability to see Roberto Matinez's future in football management

 

[Elong]

Show people that we offered Ross Barkley a contract.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

The ability to see Roberto Matinez's future in football management

That would be a good thread mate.

 

[summerisle]

That would be a good thread mate.

How prescient of you.