supermarket scam

[Kurt.]

is kwik save still around? im sure i can think of a kwik save joke.

Be kwik about it then mate..

 

[malfosse]

is kwik save still around? im sure i can think of a kwik save joke.

Kwik, save Tommy.
Read it and weep Slavan.

 

[electricblue]

What's Dunnes' done.

 

[chrissyjack]

They give you a rash, but it Healds quickly

*was a chain of convenience stores in Bpool

 

[Kurt.]

When i was a tad younger there was a woman around here who would try to rob peoples money off them as they were getting it out of cash machines.... she would try to snatch it out of their hands. I saw her doing this one day... the victim put up a hell of a struggle and they were pulling backwards and forwards ,,, She was known as THE POUNDSTRETCHER.

 

[Fensta]

oh dear...

 

[Whitebootman]

Almost pulled the woolco over my eyes.

 

[Hayee]

Lads and lads with boobies. Careful out there. Over the last two months I have become a victim of a clever Eastern European scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Asda for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends....

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their tits almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to the town centre. You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing, until both are completely naked!!
Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet! 


I've had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. On December 1st, 5th, 6th. 7th, 14th,17th, 19th, 24th, 26th and twice yesterday.
So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam.
The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon. 



P.S. Sainsburys have cheap wallets on sale for £1.45 each but Asda wallets are £2.25 and look better.


HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL

That's absolutely awful, next time surprise them by putting your finger up one of their bums!
Poundland usually do 2 wallets for a quid...

 

[AmericanBlue]

Mate, if you're gonna post softcore-porno on here, at least finish the story.

 

[ricardobee]

can't wait to check out these girls

 

[tommye]

nice girls don't do bum fun hayee. Well so you said anyway.

 

[Hayee]

nice girls don't do bum fun hayee. Well so you said anyway.

apparently posh ones do!
i'm not posh, nowhere near, common as they come :hay:
say no to bum sex!

 

[degsy]

*listening to Hayee talking a good game

 

[tommye]

disappointed hayee. Very disappointed.