Sunday morning headlines Everton Vs Liverpool...
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MASS SUICIDES IN L4. POLICE MYSTIFIED.
Scum Everton fans shout abuse at Liverpool bus carrying players.
We demand action.
We demand action.
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Shortage of bleach on Merseyside
gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
Toffees hit back in seven-goal thriller
Reds team bus overturned
Reds team bus overturned
gianthogweed
Player Valuation: £25m
Everton park the bus Liverpool fans throw missiles no eye witnesses
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Liverpool fans victimised as pyro confiscated on entry and team coach travel plans not publicised before the game.
Diehard red Harald from Thomsø complained that he'd spent £500 pound to watch the match with most of that on oxygen for a high altitude stand after finding out the game would be held in the city of Liverpool. "I was looking forward to sitting up high like an Eagle from the mountain that is the big stand, but the game was played nearby- who knew that there was another team in the city? At least I won't make the same mistake again when I watch my other home team take on Pep city at the theatre of dreams." said the haplass Scandanavian.
Local pigeon fancier, John, was furious at the suspicion laid at the feet of Liverpool fans. "They wanted to put on a firework display for the local kids, but the robbing stewards at Goodison robbed them." Understandably upset John kicked out at the birds nearby.
High pitched Jamie squeaked that no one could handle the banter from the mighty "pool" and everyone but they were bitter. Jostling coaches and ambulances was good old fashioned fun like spitting on kids. Jamie cited a media conspiracy.
Diehard red Harald from Thomsø complained that he'd spent £500 pound to watch the match with most of that on oxygen for a high altitude stand after finding out the game would be held in the city of Liverpool. "I was looking forward to sitting up high like an Eagle from the mountain that is the big stand, but the game was played nearby- who knew that there was another team in the city? At least I won't make the same mistake again when I watch my other home team take on Pep city at the theatre of dreams." said the haplass Scandanavian.
Local pigeon fancier, John, was furious at the suspicion laid at the feet of Liverpool fans. "They wanted to put on a firework display for the local kids, but the robbing stewards at Goodison robbed them." Understandably upset John kicked out at the birds nearby.
High pitched Jamie squeaked that no one could handle the banter from the mighty "pool" and everyone but they were bitter. Jostling coaches and ambulances was good old fashioned fun like spitting on kids. Jamie cited a media conspiracy.
Klopp complains about fixture congestion after late drama at goodison.
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