Sunday League Shouts

[ijjysmith]

Currently going round Twitter.

Things you hear playing Sunday League Footie:

STOP BUNCHIN

WHO'S GOT SPARE SHINNIES?

WATCH THAT BLACK LAD HE LOOKS QUICK

HE DOESN'T WANT IT, HE DOESN'T WANT IT

WHO WANTS IT

BELGIANS LADS

OUR BALL

(even though you just smashed it out)

Your turn lads.

 

[Azzurri]

HOW LONG REF?

 

[bluejock]

OI JIMMY, GET THROUGH THAT [Poor language removed]'S KNEES NEXT TIME

 

[Azzurri]

SECONDS LADS!

 

[ijjysmith]

SECONDS LADS!

Hahahahaha!

 

[Kurt.]

"let's switch on from the feckin start today lads"

And ten mins later when two nil down......

"you're feckin heads are still in the changing room ffs......SWITCH ON!!! "

 

[Azzurri]

LOADS OF SHOTS BOYS THIS KEEPER'S SH*T!

 

[Kurt.]

" Let's have a big head on this "



" Give him no room lads,, get right up his arse...get in his shorts"

 

[Cena]

ANYONE GOT ANY TAPE LADS?

 

[Azzurri]

TOUCH TIGHT!

 

[Kurt.]

Get on his touch !!

 

[Kurt.]

"he's only got one foot ffs... keep him on his left !! "

 

[ijjysmith]

@Bradley_Simmo: 'We've got the wind this half and its down hill lads' #sundayleagueshouts

 

[Azzurri]

Arrrr look what ref we've got. It's that knobhead one from the Fur & Feather game.

 

[Cena]

"IM STILL PI££ED FROM LAST NIGHT LADS"

"WE CAN TELL FROM THAT 1ST HALF YOU HAD, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BANTZ TOP BANTZ"