SU2C

[ArtetaMoney]

stand up to eczema ?

Stand Up To EverytimeOsmanPlays

Thought that was obvious

 

[toffeejack]

how much did they raise in the end?

it was a bit of a gash show tbh, the worst was when the guy proposed to his gf. wtf was that all about?

none of them had been affected by cancer had they?

 

[Groucho]

you sure ?

itch me scabies one more time

suppose that's more of a pun or parody than a joke, you're probably right

I had scabies once.

I knew I should never have shaken that bloke's hand.

It's really annoying.

 

[Donald Twain]

well that's three

but I was hoping we'd get four skin puns

classic!

 

[Pat's Van]

I had scabies once.

I knew I should never have shaken that bloke's hand.

It's really annoying.

 

[Groucho]

At least they weren't Norwegian scabies. Those ones go on your face too.

Kopite scabies, from
Norway.

 

[toffeejack]

I had scabies once.

I knew I should never have shaken that bloke's hand.

It's really annoying.

nice metaphor

 

[Dithering Dougie]

I had scabies once.

I knew I should never have shaken that bloke's hand.

It's really annoying.

George Michael in the toilets? That's not scabies