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LOL that's actually pretty good from you.
Stupid but reasonable questions
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LOL that's actually pretty good from you.
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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If my Aunty had balls would she really be my Uncle ? cos my uncle has breasts but he's not my Aunty.
coz they're all some sort of wool?
Are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?
Titus Bramble
Best centre half to grace the Premier League
If abortion is murder why isn't killing a pregnant woman a double homicide?
*deep*
*deep*
sageyefc
Player Valuation: £90m
It is isnt it
R.E.T.N.U.B
Player Valuation: £1.5m
Yes, of course it is !
It always perplexes me why people often include the prefix 'pro' in front of active, to make pro-active?
Active is a verb which automatically suggests an action or result. It's unnecessary. Why not say, "I'm going to take an active approach?"
How can you been active-active? Are you more active than your usual active? Also, we don't use anti-active which is the common opposite to pro.
I also asked in school: if people are sick why don't we give them bleach as that kills 99.99% of bacteria? I got a few of the cane for that.
Another one I remember hearing someone say to a teacher....
"Miss if you had no feet would you wear shoes?" The reply being no. "Miss if you had no hands would you wear gloves? The reply being no.
"So Miss, why do you wear a bra?" ....Very reasonable, rational thought I think.
Active is a verb which automatically suggests an action or result. It's unnecessary. Why not say, "I'm going to take an active approach?"
How can you been active-active? Are you more active than your usual active? Also, we don't use anti-active which is the common opposite to pro.
I also asked in school: if people are sick why don't we give them bleach as that kills 99.99% of bacteria? I got a few of the cane for that.
Another one I remember hearing someone say to a teacher....
"Miss if you had no feet would you wear shoes?" The reply being no. "Miss if you had no hands would you wear gloves? The reply being no.
"So Miss, why do you wear a bra?" ....Very reasonable, rational thought I think.
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Titus Bramble
Best centre half to grace the Premier League
Titus Bramble
Best centre half to grace the Premier League
Why hasn't natural selection wiped out those really thick people I work with?
Unfortunately, natural selection and evolution simply doesn't work on how stupid people are.
We all wish it did, but it doesn't. Then again, on here would be much quieter post match. *Unwinds reel*
Professor Toffee
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do foxes have orgasms?
roydo
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bluemangroup
Player Valuation: £70m
Because then you'd have nobody to show you what you're supposed to be doing.
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