Stuff You're Sick of Fixing.

[Phenom]

*gives self the snip

 

[Bungle]

Anymore than 2 is utter madness, 2 is just right, cos then you can like take 1 each, but 3 just turns into a nightmare you never wake from.

^ Is right.

2 makes it 1 a piece, 3 and you're permanently juggling.

It gets easier when they all [Poor language removed] off, but that takes about 20 years & they keep coming back like homing pigeons. They tend to come en masse, with partners, systematically empty every cupboard and bank account and fly off again.

Oh joy, slits wrists

 

[Kurt.]

All the lads up with Del's mar

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

doors
windows
baths
toilets
locks
tiles
floors
walls
roofs
meterboxes
fencing
gates


etc etc etc

all those have just been left unfixed, cba.......nea



Slam Scooters.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Anymore than 2 is utter madness, 2 is just right, cos then you can like take 1 each, but 3 just turns into a nightmare you never wake from.

plus if you stop at 2 you don't encounter 'middle kid syndrome.'

 

[roydo]

plus if you stop at 2 you don't encounter 'middle kid syndrome.'

Thats me that. Middle of 3. Never given it much thought really, but on reflection, my elder brother got in mega scrapes, so I kinda learnt not to, and my younger sister was a girl, so played with dolls and stuff.

So being No 2, was actually quite cool.

 

[Brownie86]

My house. Every week there is something new to fix.

 

[degsy]

The hoover, if I have to take it apart to remove stuff that my mrs has clogged it up with again I'm gonna go mental.

The same applies to pouring fatty stuff down the sink and having to take all the pipes off under there to clear it out.

Horses, like women, get a bit skittish sometimes and are all the better for a light touch of the whip now and again - Baden Powell

 

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