Stuff that gets right on your tits......but it's so stupid that it shouldn't matter.

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Kurt.

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I hate ....really really really hate when some idiot uses a wet tea spoon to put coffee granules in your cup and then uses the same spoon to put sugar into your cup.... this can only lead to Rogue graniules of wet coffee settling in your sugar pot and expanding... therefore crystalising your sugar and making a rather sickly coffee tasting sugar cube.....anyways,,,,,carry on.
 

I hate ....really really really hate when some idiot uses a wet tea spoon to put coffee granules in your cup and then uses the same spoon to put sugar into your cup.... this can only lead to Rogue graniules of wet coffee settling in your sugar pot and expanding... therefore crystalising your sugar and making a rather sickly coffee tasting sugar cube.....anyways,,,,,carry on.

Ace. Pisses me right off that.

Putting a USB in and it being the wrong way up. Furious.
 
Not waving when I let you out or give way on the road.. Just staring straight ahead in some weird, must not make eye contact manner...
 

When you try to use one of those Asda card only petrol pumps, and it fr**s around, taking ages so you think your card has gone, then goes "remove card, max spend 99GBP".
 

It's weird but it annoys me when somebody is on the phone and you just need to ask them one quick yes or no question but they refuse to answer until they're off the phone. You just need to ask like, "is dinner ready?" But they ignore you. It's quite unreasonable seeing as they're on the phone but that's just one of those things I suppose.
 
When I'm out shopping for a few bits. I like to be in an out of Asda in , say, 10 minutes. I know where everything is .Every shelf I go to there is always a ditherer . Or I'm stuck behind someone with a trolley moving at the same speed as continental drift.
 

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