Stuff I Heard Today...

[Allezfan]

The Scottish could have been a global power, had the expedition and colonisation of the Darien Gap been successful.

True story.

http://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/Scotland-History/DarienScheme.htm

If me aunt had bollocks she'd be me uncle.

 

[Muggins]

If me aunt had bollocks she'd be me uncle.

Brilliant. Sheer brilliance.