Student's virginity up for auction.

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Woolly Blue

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No, it's not who you were thinking of ( not a bad idea though like, I reckon we'd get a decent amount ) but a Brazilian student who put herself up for auction previously but was let down by a Japanese guy who couldn't come up with the goods.

Not sure if GOT approves of the morals of this or not but ...

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... I would, just not for the sort of money it'll probably need.
 

I'm not a virgin, and not a student, but I'm willing to put myself up for auction if it gets me a few quid like.
 

This is old hat now. Plus, if she's smart, she can pull that "let down previously" trick a few times. There's always rich pervs from Middle East or Asia willing to pay silly money for this, and a hymenoplasty is about $5000 now, so she can rinse and repeat the trick a few times. If she was in the States, she'd get her own reality show.
 


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