Strictly Come Dancing

[Barnfred 55]

Apologies if there is a thread on the go already but couldn't see one.

The missus had this on the TV when I got home from the match last night.

WTF is John Stones doing on it?

 

[Donald Twain]

Best programme on the telly , I can do a mean American smooth!

 

[blue61]

 

[chrismpw]

Please no.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Best programme on the telly , I can do a mean American smooth!

Strawberry or banana?

 

[Donald Twain]

Strawberry or banana?

My big banana smooth is something you would love to swallow!

 

[Donald Twain]

Please no.

come on man , you wouldn't be saying that if I whirled you around the floor!

 

[jaycee]

My big banana smooth is something you would love to swallow!

Ohhh Donald you are really lowering the tone here, Im not angry just disappointed

 

[Donald Twain]

Ohhh Donald you are really lowering the tone here, Im not angry just disappointed

me too , I can go lower!

 

[Barnfred 55]

My big banana smooth is something you would love to swallow!

Please no.

 

[jaycee]

me too , I can go lower!

I thought it was just ya ma went down,glad to see you're keeping the family tradition going

 

[Barnfred 55]

me too , I can go lower!

Two guys in prison.

First guy.. What are you in here for mate?

Second guy.. Having sex with a dog

First guy.. 'kin hell. How low can you get?

Second guy.. A corgi

 

[Donald Twain]

Two guys in prison.

First guy.. What are you in here for mate?

Second guy.. Having sex with a dog

First guy.. 'kin hell. How low can you get?

Second guy.. A corgi

Crap!

 

[silent bob]

Gordon Bennett.

 

[Donald Twain]

Gordon Bennett.

Cracking dancer him mate!