Strangest place you've urinated while drunk

[Hilga]

Only my pants for me.

Best answer wins our admiration and possibly a pos rep.

 

[EFCNIK]

Only my pants for me.

Best answer wins our admiration and possibly a pos rep.

Off a balcony in Magaluf whilst screaming 'watch out for the waterfall, EVERYBODY, just watch out for the waterfall!!'

 

[Summerskin]

In somebodys pint in the bathroom of Magnet on Hardman St.

 

[Del]

In my nephews cot

 

[EFCNIK]

In my nephews cot

Looool was he in it?

 

[Del]

Looool was he in it?

Yep, got proper fooked for that one

 

[EFCNIK]

Yep, got proper fooked for that one

Ahahaha if this is true that is amazing!

 

[chicoazul]

Yep, got proper fooked for that one

Stop the thread, this will not be bettered.

 

[onceabluealwaysablue]

At the bottom of the stairs and then going into the toilet to flush it lol all i can say in my defense was i was drinking stella

 

[Elong]

Got a mate who will piss anywhere, literally like standing at the bar ordering a brew he'll have it out, or the pot plant in the corner of the nightclub.
Down in Wellington one weekend, him and another are pissing all over a bench outside, when couple of coppers turn up and catch them pink handed. Instead of fining/arresting them, the cops make them mop up the mess with their own dress shirts, and then put them back on! Stank the whole night out!

 

[ricardobee]

My mate pissed on a rhino at chester zoo. The rhino seemed to quite like it in all fairness, much to our amusement.

 

[EFCNIK]

My mate pissed on a rhino at chester zoo. The rhino seemed to quite like it in all fairness, much to our amusement.

LOOOOOOL 'Take that stupid rhino' 'what did i do' 'got me horny'

Im here all week.

 

[Elong]

I'm the motherf**kn' Rhymnoceraus!

 

[Elong]

Another mate I know did that, pissed in the wardrobe while his wife was asleep in the bed.
He then went and slept on the toilet!!!

Sadly, I haven't done anything as exciting.

 

[Del]

Got a mate who will piss anywhere, literally like standing at the bar ordering a brew he'll have it out, or the pot plant in the corner of the nightclub.
Down in Wellington one weekend, him and another are pissing all over a bench outside, when couple of coppers turn up and catch them pink handed. Instead of fining/arresting them, the cops make them mop up the mess with their own dress shirts, and then put them back on! Stank the whole night out!

Ha ha winner