I thought long and hard about the religion I would make, being very Aethiest in my views this was difficult... but I discovered after some serious soul (or not) searching, that its actually possible to have a religion that doesn't account to a god, but to a mod.
So :
A. What would it be called?
Rulers And (Internet)Warrior Kings (R.A.W.K)
B. What would you have as recognisable clothing/accessory?
Full Liverpool kit and business shoes
C. Would there be a quirk/religious law that people would have to adhere to?
1. The leaders are all correct, straying from this will get you kicked out of the cult.. err religion..
2. If the leaders don't agree with you, the topic is not to be discussed no matter how relevant.
3. Take no blame home, its not your fault its....<insert scapegoat.. probably Chelsea> 's fault
4. Believe.. no matter what evidence is out there, just believe, literally everything related to the religion that claims us as the best is the truth, hence Henderson is indeed greater than Messi.
5. Attachment issues, the real difficulty in letting go is when you do it gently, don't.. just turn your back and hate with a passion any who stray from the flock, be it poster, or player.
6. Never listen to outside influence, they are just there to deceive you with false news of our failures, 2nd is in fact as good as a win, especially if you take into consideration the par ratings. (Consult the manual for details).
7. We have influence everywhere in the media, but they are still against us... trust no one... unless they say nice things.
These are the main rules, but there is a comprehensive guide containing the full specifications of joining, such as minimum amount of paragraphs to a post, minimum number of syllables to the average word, number of times you can inadvertently slip and get away with saying something realistic before being banned, how 200mil is in fact no money spent etc..
On signing, bullets... err I mean the manual will be in the post. Can also be found on line somewhere.
These are the rules accor..... what? its been done? After all that... ah ffs.
