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Stracqualursi Song

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To the TUNE OF paparazzi (LADY GAGA).....


"am his biggest fan...he's Argen-tin-ian.... its STRACQUA....Stracqua......Stracqualursi
 


To the TUNE OF paparazzi (LADY GAGA).....


"am his biggest fan...he's Argen-tin-ian.... its STRACQUA....Stracqua......Stracqualursi

I like it. A lot.

Although, I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you untill you love me Straqua Straqualursi fits better.
 
Straqua-lursi
wont you score a goaaal for me
even if your shot goes right toooo row z
we'll be standing right by your siiiiiddddeeee

run - snow patrol
 
Please score for us Straqualursi,
the truth is we always loved you,
we love your wild ways,
your mad persistence,
the best Argentinian,
by quite a distance.

(To the tune of "Don't cry for me Argentina.")
 
Stracq, Stracq, wherever you may be,
We love you lad but you're f*ckin' ugly,
We don't care, as long as you hit the net,
So bang one in, you big ugly get.

(To the tune of Lord of the Dance)
 


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