Stoke

[Lord Buckethead]

5 things about Stoke or it's 'People'

1) Stoke was home of the Pot Industry in England before they started smoking it elsewhere
2) It is mentioned in Jorge Luis Borges' novel "The Garden of Forking Paths"
3) Frank Bough, Neil Morrissey and Bruno Brookes are Stoke's most famous Stokians.
4) Supreme Darts Athlete Phil 'The Power' Taylor regularly frequents pubs in Stoke looking for vulnerable females.
5) People from Stoke are Mutants.


Go!

 

[degsy]

Hi Chico

 

[blue61]

Pretty well covered there, plus they all have straight hair and curly teeth.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Ryan Shawcross is the most famous Captain in Stoke since Captain Edward Smith who sank the Titanic.

 

[Tubey]

It's vital that it exists so that it can be the place that every other place aspires not to be.

 

[jaycee]

Its like entering the programme "life on mars"

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Its like entering the programme "life on mars"

Trains to Stoke always get to the Station there at 1958 (the year, not the time)

 

[Eggs]

..I think it's where @Mikey_Fitzgerald works.

 

[The binman chronicles]

The only place in the country to have an inland lighthouse to warn you to stay clear.

Edit: Ignore me, just found out that is the light reflecting of Peter Crouch's forehead.

 

[nsno-chris]

Having 9 toes on each foot is common for Stokians

 

[royalblue66]

Lots of inter breeding there I believe, I kicked a fella there once, and everybody started hopping.

 

[ToePeg]

The A50 runs right through it without forcing you having to see much of the place, brilliant.

 

[Peter g]

you can teleport there in a instant if you venture into bootle asda at certain times of the day

 

[Lord Buckethead]

you can teleport there in a instant if you venture into bootle asda at certain times of the day

Bootle ASDA is the know starting point to many adventures across space and time.

 

[kev]

The so called "Staffordshire oatcake" actually originates from Yugoslavia where it was invented by Mike Pejic's great grandad in 1878. I may be lying about this