Steven 'Mammon is Great' Pienaar

neonleon · April 18, 2011

Has spent his time between polishing mahogany with his arse on the Spurs bench, and pulling his groin out (probably from humping all that lovely money) doing piss all for Spurs.

I knew this would happen. A loss for Everton but no discernable gain for Spurs. At least it will cost them a pretty sack of wages.

Has had a few appearances for Spurs but failed to last the full 90 minutes with one exception. the 0-5 drubbing they got at the hands of city rivals Fulham.

Only featured twice in the champions league being subbed both times.

Appeared in the Blackpool vs Spurs game and got subbed, result: they lost 3 - 1

Appeared in the Wolves vs Spurs game and got subbed, result: they drew 3 - 3

Appeared in the Newcastle vs Spurs game and got subbed, result: they drew 1 - 1.

Early doors but it seems like his career has taken a nose dive, and Spurs have started to flounder in the league.

Is this what they mean by ambition? In and out of a Spurs side that look unlikely to secure Champions League footy again.

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · April 18, 2011

The Goodison Out-Door should bear a sign pointing to obscurity.

With a 1:4 descent.

Alio · April 18, 2011

That's not a great record there Neon

I can't remember what I was listening to a couple of weeks ago (maybe the Spurs v Madrid game at an obvious guess). They were talking about what would happen if Bale left. The pundits mentioned Krancjar or new signings about 5 times and never once mentioned Pienaar as a replacement for him

Have they forgotten him already?

Nordecke · April 18, 2011

I think it's fair to say we all seen this coming.

Matt Damon · April 18, 2011

No doubt Steven Pienaar will be complaining to the press that sniderman neg repped him on the way out or something...

Muggins · April 18, 2011

We always seem to come out smelling of roses.

It's that School of Science magic. We make people boss. Haha

Muggins · April 18, 2011

Matt Damon said:
No doubt Steven Pienaar will be complaining to the press that sniderman neg repped him on the way out or something...

I wonder if he enjoys getting on the bus or tube round London.

Sniderman is the least of his worries round those parts...

Summerskin · April 18, 2011

He was just as poo for us this season.

He's the South African Torres.

Tubey · April 18, 2011

Said it all along. A decent player but massively overrated, made to look good by the excellent Baines.

Was beyond predictable what is happening to him. Only Wayne Rooney in the living memory of most Evertonians has gone on to better things, and you have to look as far back as Marco Materazzi for a success story before Wayne.

sw blue · April 18, 2011

Tubey said:
Said it all along. A decent player but massively overrated, made to look good by the excellent Baines.

Was beyond predictable what is happening to him. Only Wayne Rooney in the living memory of most Evertonians has gone on to better things, and you have to look as far back as Marco Materazzi for a success story before Wayne.

Agree. Oliver Darcourt did well after us around the same time... besides him Materazzi & Rooney I can't think of anymore. Fellaini & Rodders & Bainesy take note!

Seamus Colemole · April 18, 2011

What we would he of had here if he stayed that he doesn't at Spurs?

Regualr football and more fan adoration, is that it?

At Spurs they will definatly be in Europe next year if not Champions League. We won't.

But most importantly he may of realised he isn't quite as good as he thought he was. I doubt he cares though.

chicoazul · April 18, 2011

He was a little beaut who was a fine player but took the club for a ride. He was offered a boss contract to extend but instead him and his agent made noises of wanting to stay but knew they'd give a bigger pay day elsewhere. Fair enough, but hope your having flashbacks of Dortmund now you little tit.