Welton Toffee
Player Valuation: £40m
Just been on the BBC breaking news majiggy that he's gone to Chelsea. Money grabbing fool. But, if he wants to get paid shed loads for sitting on a bench then fair enough.
He's been signed for the African Nations when Essien, Mikel and Geremi depart, leaving them short in midfield. Rest of the time he'll be sat behind them, Lampard, Makalele, Ballack and Diawara. Silly boy. You would think having left Arsenal due to lack of opportunities he'd have learnt, or at least have seen what happened to Scott Parker.
He's been signed for the African Nations when Essien, Mikel and Geremi depart, leaving them short in midfield. Rest of the time he'll be sat behind them, Lampard, Makalele, Ballack and Diawara. Silly boy. You would think having left Arsenal due to lack of opportunities he'd have learnt, or at least have seen what happened to Scott Parker.