Stephen Lee banned for 12 years

[roydo]

He's said "I'm devastated, I'm innocent". He's been found guilty by a governing body.

Unless he's just devo'd because he had a tenner on himself being let off.

When did the agent say that mate? Missed that bit.

 

[manxtoffee]

This.

His manager posts on a couple of Everton sites.

Not as cut and dried as it seems at first glance.

'Cut and dried'... says it all really.

 

[peteblue]

It's a pity for the lads family, I believe he has a wife and 4 kids, they're all screwed now........

 

[Huyton Layne]

Cut off his left thumb, that'll sort him.

 

[manxtoffee]

Lads, Ratkiller hit the nail firmly on the head, hence the clues.

 

[Moomin]

It's a pity for the lads family, I believe he has a wife and 4 kids, they're all screwed now........

Loving the pun, but on a serious note he might eat them.

 

[Kurt.]

The irony is after trying to screw everyone and ballsing up the scores he's probably gonna end up potless.


I call that a miss.

 

[Fensta]

He snookered himself, no sympathy for him.

 

[Kurt.]

Apparently his wife is not very happy.... In an interview she said "it's going to be a long time befor he has to choose between the easy pink or the tight brown again"

 

[Bruce Wayne]

On the plus side, Jelavic must be raking it in right now.

 

[roydo]

On the plus side, Jelavic must be raking it in right now.

*giggles at that*