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So i've just benched pure 90kg 4 billion reps and feeling like @chicoazul i go for a nice relax in the Steam room for a bit, its full.

" eeya lad, sit there " says the colloquial fat gent

" It his last season its gettin too big for him, he knows that "

" I know, one hundred and twenty million and couldn't beat Everton .. "

" ya dont miss from two yards out lad, me lad could have put that in.. "

" as for Lovren he is goosed now isnt he? " ( saying it to me )

Now, at this time my mind is a haze of " Please dont talk me to. WTF? and humour "

I nod in agreement, years of high pressure meetings with vultures have taught me that if you don't have a razor sharp response immediately, a nod is sufficient!

" EEYAAA! see??? this lad knows "

" Carra best come back, and that Valdes wont come in for a 4 day trial EEE CAN [Poor language removed] OFF too "

" That Alves wants 250 grand a week, he can get to [Poor language removed] too!"

" What about johnson eh lad? " ( to me ... again )

Now, i've had time to gravitate toward the answer i had slowly realised they assumed i was a kopite, without realising.

My answer " He's crap "

" This lad knows the score " - the room is in nodding agreement like some weird stone cutter meeting at this point, me? still unaware what's going on.

" Rodgers will be out at the end of the season for me " - this is where i've had a enough and begin to leave, i opened the door

" Who would you have lad?"




.... " Me? i'm happy with Martinez mate, Cya later ! "
 

Yes Bry. They're that arrogant they assume people support them. I sometimes play along and constantly up the ante of ridiculousness to see if they'll agree. They nearly always do.

Once I got one to say that he thought Glen Johnson was the worst full back to ever play PL football, in front of a room full of other murderers.
 
Not as odd as that but once I was in a steam room, thinking I was alone when some bloke just started talking to me. I couldn't even see his silhouette it was that steamy. It was so weird being asked random questions by a bloke I couldn't even see. I lasted about 5 minutes, made my excuses and effed off.
 
They are surreal places the arl steam rooms, there is always a few pundits in there as we'll yeah, gotta watch out for the fella's who eat oranges / tangerines in there, they chat the most sh*t.
 

steken1 said:
Yes Bry. They're that arrogant they assume people support them. I sometimes play along and constantly up the ante of ridiculousness to see if they'll agree. They nearly always do.

Once I got one to say that he thought Glen Johnson was the worst full back to ever play PL football, in front of a room full of other murderers.
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Tbf, it was the steam room at Melwood.........
 

Rule number 1 about gym club. Never talk to anyone under the age of 50 in the steam room or sauna.this is seriously frowned upon sitting in a cramped room in total silence is seen as more natural and comfortable. Save all your chatting for the Internet
 
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