March the 14th mate, it's officially Steak and BJ Day. If the missus actually decides what to wear tonight we're going out for a meal.
To be honest, I'm not that arsed about the steak.
That doesnt help my confusion much mate.
You mean you only have steak once a year or something?
ffs, you're a lovely bloke, but ...
http://www.steakandbj.org/
Err, some bits of that site might not be safe for work but :-
a ) It's kind of obvious from the name and
b ) Not many people are working anyway