Staying in a hotel with Pierluigi Collina...

[Tullstr]

Just sat down for breakfast and the man himself is sat along side, what should I say?

Turn up tomorrow morning wearing a cardboard cutout of big dunc's face or invite for a beer to watch tomorrow nights game?

 

[Nymzee]

?????????????????

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Fk him up

 

[ianefc]

Something like this, our best Premier League season ever ruined in an instant.

 

[vagant59]

Do him

 

[lancs blue]

Are you sure its not uncle fester

 

[rascal]

Are you sure it's not Jean-Luc Picard of the Star Ship Enterprise?

 

[Jamo Martinez]

You're gonna end up throwing Tommy Graveson down a flight of stairs, aren't you?

 

[The Blue Watch]

Pretend to be his friend and lure him to Goodison on a matchday.

 

[Thuck ma Baws]

We were in the same hotel in Castellon after that game as him. Sat in the bar listening in while the whole UEFA mob did the debrief from the game.

 

[sageyefc]

Stab him

 

[Blue Cheese]

[Poor language removed] in his coffee

 

[Donald Twain]

Give him a kiss!

 

[sageyefc]

Commit an actual murder

 

[TheFinnFan]

Did you ask him if he ever touched hot balls