Standards

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During my time on GOT I have noticed in the various "Bird" threads that some of you have incredibly high standards. I can appreciate you are trying to impress your peers but it's time to come clean.

If she isn't de-figured, is clean (in regards to appearance & sexual health), isn't morbidly obese and has a full set of teeth you would rattle her cage for her.

Time to be honest lads! (y)

I have high standards
 

one time me an my mate banged two proper chunks. We nicknamed them earthquake and typhoon after these two. BTW i've done worse since.


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There's a saying in Welsh, "Twll ydy twll yn tywyllwch". Which means a hole is a hole in the dark.

I stick by this saying as my past pulling record will show.
 
I've been fortunate in this respect.

For a short fat mess of a lad...I haven't so much punched above my weight. More boxed with god.
 
I'd literally rather do without then get with somebody I don't find at least mindly attractive.

NEA lads NEA
 

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Used to have them two as action figures and play with them in the bath as a youngster.

Great times, great times.

Also had Splinter from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
 
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