SQUAD PROFILE: Czech Republic

[bluejock]

Manager - Michal Bílek

Squad

Goalkeepers - Petr Čech (Chelsea FC), Jaroslav Drobný (Hamburger SV) , Jan Laštůvka (FC Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk)

Defenders - Theodor Gebre Selassie (FC Slovan Liberec), Roman Hubník (Hertha BSC Berlin), Michal Kadlec (Bayer 04 Leverkusen), David Limberský (FC Viktoria Plzeň), Tomáš Sivok (Beşiktaş JK), Marek Suchý (FC Spartak Moskva)

Midfielders - Vladimír Darida (FC Viktoria Plzeň), Tomáš Hübschman (FC Shakhtar Donetsk), Petr JiráÄek (VfL Wolfsburg), Daniel Kolář (FC Viktoria Plzeň), Milan Petržela (FC Viktoria Plzeň), Václav PilaÅ™ (VfL Wolfsburg), Jaroslav PlaÅ¡il (FC Girondins de Bordeaux), FrantiÅ¡ek Rajtoral (FC Viktoria Plzeň), Tomáš Rosický (Arsenal FC)

Forwards - Milan Baroš (Galatasaray AŞ), David Lafata (FK Jablonec), Tomáš Necid (PFC CSKA Moskva), Tomáš Pekhart (1. FC Nürnberg), Jan Rezek (Anorthosis Famagusta FC)

Settle down class, we're almost done now. Time for the final push. Starting off Group A for us, the Czech Republic. Finishing second in their group, (the spawny gets, that was never a penalty in a million f*cking years, koff Kevin Blom you massive git) the Czechs saw off a spirited Montenegro in the playoffs 3-0 on aggregate. Full back Michal Kadlec top scored with 4 goals to his name, including the penalty that never was, the [Poor language removed].

Chelsea's Catwoman lookalike Petr Cech will keep goal this summer in his fourth major finals. Theodor Gebre Selassie, taking time off winning marathons for Ethiopia will feature in defence, Jan Rezek from the fantastically named Anorthosis Famagusta FCwill lead the line alongside ex Kopite Milan Baros. By the way, what sort of striker wears number 5? Little prick.

Jock's player to watch is Arsenal's lesbian dinner lady looking Tomáš Rosický. On his day he has the ability to turn out a top performance and will certainly give his forwards plenty to work with. Hot dog and chips please Hilda love.

Prediction

Quarter finals. I fancy them to top the group but a likely quarter final against the Dutch will see them head home in time to watch the fireworks on telly. Serves them right for finishing above us the beauts.

 

[bainesontoast]

I came into this thread hoping you'd have put the Czech girl from American Pie in the original post. Although I'm disappointed this didn't happen, Poborsky's good looks more than made up for it.

 

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[bluejock]

I came into this thread hoping you'd have put the Czech girl from American Pie in the original post. Although I'm disappointed this didn't happen, Poborsky's good looks more than made up for it.

 

[RFUS]

I'd just like to say thanks to Jock for writing all these.

CHICO OUT, JOCK IN.

 

[The Equaliser]

Poborsky's hair LOL. No wonder he eventually ditched it.

That one in the bottom pic is a good spot BJ.

 

[Azzurri]

Remember when they used to be boss like 10 years ago?

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Dukla Prague away kit.

 

[ijjysmith]

I'd just like to say thanks to Jock for writing all these.

CHICO OUT, JOCK IN.

JOCK OUT, SMITHY IN FFS!


But in all seriousness, thanks Jock. Enjoyed all these.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Remember when they used to be boss like 10 years ago?

Nedved, what a player.

 

[The Equaliser]

Nedved, what a player.

That CL semi-final when stormed Juve to a win over Real Madrid was one of his best ever performances.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

That CL semi-final when stormed Juve to a win over Real Madrid was one of his best ever performances.

Certainly was