Hibbosculturedrightboot
Player Valuation: £15m
So earlier lads I made this comment in the Late Show...
Firstly I'm gonna explain what happened. I was sat on my bed with my new dog and it bit my arm/hand, and instinctively I threw my hand up and accidentally threw the dog against the wall which was about 5 inches away. I felt really bad about it and that's why I posted that, but, I shouldn't have posted it the way I did and basically I'm really, really sorry for any offence this caused, I know if I'd seen a post like that it would have annoyed me. So yeah, sorry. (The dogs fine btw).
You lie! You clearly go round hunting down strays just to bounce them off walls with your other hoodie clad mates.