"Sorry mate, I've got a parrot dying on me here"

[BoysInBlue]

Best story and video ever. Driver cuts up a cyclist on the road. Cyclist has one of those helmet cameras, filming for his own safety. Cyclist confronts driver at the lights and asks for more room.

Driver says: "Sorry mate, I've got a parrot dying on me here" and reveals a parrot inside the top of his coat.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/video-liverpool-driver-cuts-up-6809281

Video of the incident on that link.

 

[Groucho]

Excellent

 

[degsy]

Excellent

steeple fingers and you've nailed Monty Burns to a tee