Songs that don't make sense

[Ashtonian]

Listening to the radio, got me thinking what songs just don't make sense lyrically? Not audiably but generally song themse, lyrics etc.

fith harmony- work from home.

theme of song is basically don't go to work, just stay at home and have relations with me instead.

Except he has to go to work, otherwise he will be sacked. So telling him to stay at home because you're feeling frisky is silly and clearly the singer has never held a job in her life to know the importance of turning up.

 

[tommye]

Midnight at the Oasis,
send your camel to bed.
Koff

 

[GlosBlue]

Midnight at the Oasis,
send your camel to bed.




Koff

That makes perfect sense though - if you kept it up much later than midnight it might get the hump!







*gets coat and makes a swift exit*

 

[Ashtonian]

Lukas graham - 7 years.

at 11 he was smoking cannabis, drinking alcohol that was on fire (for some reason) and being told to find a wife. He was also working at that point to make money to fuel these alcohol and drug habits.

(these are literally lyrics to his song)

 

[verreauxi]

What about this existential crisis?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Feel it - The Tamperer ft. Maya

"What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?"

 

[Huyton Layne]

Pharrell - Happy

He makes decent sounds but clearly just wrote very ambiguous lyrics so it has mass appeal.
Although that's bad enough his lyrics are also bobbins...

It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
Sunshine she's here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don't care, baby, by the way
Uh
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Here come bad news talking this and that, yeah,
Well, give me all you got, and don't hold it back, yeah,
Well, I should probably warn you I'll be just fine, yeah,
No offense to you, don't waste your time
Here's why

Absolute bobbins.

 

[GlosBlue]

Feel it - The Tamperer ft. Maya

"What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?"

Depending on the size and material either pretty stupid or dead.

 

[Ashtonian]

Feel it - The Tamperer ft. Maya

"What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?"

that is slang, means black eye.

What she gonna look like with a black eye on her?

 

[GlosBlue]

Pretty much all of this...

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

that is slang, means black eye.

What she gonna look like with a black eye on her?

Going to sing that to my other half when she next gives me grief.

 

[GlosBlue]

These days most of this is nonsensical!

 

[AdamEFC]

The Killers - Human

Are we human or are we dancer?

Both

 

[AdamEFC]

Listening to the radio, got me thinking what songs just don't make sense lyrically? Not audiably but generally song themse, lyrics etc.

fith harmony- work from home.

theme of song is basically don't go to work, just stay at home and have relations with me instead.

Except he has to go to work, otherwise he will be sacked. So telling him to stay at home because you're feeling frisky is silly and clearly the singer has never held a job in her life to know the importance of turning up.

Could always work from home, my boss does it all the time.

 

[Yorkie]

Hey, witch doctor give us the magic words!
All right, ooo, eee, ooo, ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang.
Alright!

Ooo, eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo, eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

X4

I told the witch doctor
I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor
I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor
He told me what to do

He told me

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing ban



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