Sometimes Irony bites you in the a#$ dept.

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SHARKS FAN KILLED BY SHARK




This is San Jose Sharks fan Adrian Ruiz, celebrating after he got tickets to Game 3 of last year's Western Conference Semifinals. The AP contrasted this happy-good-times photo with this newsRuiz, 24, a surfer, was killed by a shark attack off the coast of Mexico. Ruiz was surfing at Trancones beach off the Pacific coast of Mexico on Monday, April 28, 2008 when he was bitten by a gray shark on his right thigh.Way to kill the party, AP. Sheesh, the people at the Ironic Death Department must have stayed up all night working on this one. As a Mariners fan, it makes me afraid that I'm going to get raped to death by drunken sailors. I think I'll avoid deepwater ports for a while.


http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=5640

Damn I don't even know what to say.....what's the chance of killed by a shark and getting in the paper becasue you scored San Jose Sharks tickets.


(thanks to burly contrarian Jim Jones)
 

moral of this story ....
suck yer everton mints till theres feck all left, on no account try to swallow before then.

doin' a red [Poor language removed] isn't good news though whoever you support.
 
That's a bit llike [Poor language removed] fan drowns in swerage farm!
 

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