Someone else's wife as a Christmas present

[Bruce Wayne]

Any recommendations?

 

[Goat]

Im not married Bruce but if you wanna do a Christmas wife swap im up for it.

Love a bit of Czech.

 

[Goat]

Wait, whats she like at cooking?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Wait, whats she like at cooking?

You'll have lost a stone by new year.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

My ex wife is still mysteriously single... But I can't think of anyone on here who has wronged me enough to deserve that.

 

[john jako]

You offering the services of your wife out at Christmas?

 

[Connor]

How much for the hour?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

You offering the services of your wife out at Christmas?

Read the title mef

 

[john jako]

Read the title mef

FFS fair enough. Three thread titles very similar today.

Anyway I’d rent the services of mine to anyone. I’ll give them a fiver a hour.

 

[jaycee]

Read the title mef

*meff

 

[Seathestars]

You'll have lost a stone by new year.

hahaha I laughed so much at this, don't know why

 

[DanB90]

Can you send pictures please mate.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

FFS fair enough. Three thread titles very similar today.

Anyway I’d rent the services of mine to anyone. I’ll give them a fiver a hour.

How is she with cleaning?

 

[john jako]

How is she with cleaning?

She’s a lazy cow but a few biscuits usually get her into gear.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Bruce this isnt what I meant when I asked mods to be more friendly.