Someone did that sex change app thing with Everton

[goodisonopheliac]

Here are the results.

Pickford, Tosun, Richarlison, Walcott
Sigurdsson, Gueye, Schneiderlin, Bernard
Gomes?, McCarthy, Coleman, Baines
Mina, Keane, Jagielka, Holgate

Zouma, Bolasie, Sandro, Digne
Martina, Niasse, Besic, Stekelenburg
Davies, Vlasic, Pennington?, DCL
Lookman, don't know who this is, Beni, Kenny

Who would you bang out of all that lot? Me, I'd go with Walcott and Jags.

 

[orly]

@Moomin general thoughts here?

 

[Number_25]

I would bang Calvert Lewin, Pickford, and Besic.

 

[N.S.N.O.]

Davies doesn't look a whole lot different...

 

[NorthernBlue]

State of Baines. Sandro would be getting bucked all over.

 

[jaycee]

Looks like the Montrose on a bad night

 

[Bungle]

Kenny, Vlasic, Sandro I definitely would, but good god Walcott is beautiful.

 

[ilikecheese]

Baines looks ready to sing It's Raining Men at a drag show in the Castro in San Francisco.

 

[sageyefc]

Davies looks the same just with some lippy on

 

[sageyefc]

Zouma looks like something off crime watch and vlasic looks like any eastern block brass

 

[Connor]

What the bloody hell is this

 

[DanB90]

Crying at Niasse.

Pretty sure my mate paid €20 for a chew off her in magaluf when we were 18.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Not Pennington, that’s Dowell

Some set this, and I’ll be making no further comments

 

[sageyefc]

Howlin at Michael Keane, looks like a 50 year old cat lady

 

[dublinbluenose]

Baines looks exactly the same