so whats everyone doing for christmas?

[Boss_Blue]

The black spear would break them arse cheeks apart and fill your rectum full of liquid ivory.

Distins semen keeps you young I reckon, his cock is the holy grail.

I'm in.

*places lube multipack order on Amazon.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Watching all the films since last year I've missed.

Guardians of the Galaxy
X men
Fury
Etc

 

[L4Everton]

Simultaneously upsetting the christmas day cook and complimenting.

I'm going to say 'sod pudding lets have another round of mains thanks'.

 

[Moomin]

Watching all the films since last year I've missed.

Guardians of the Galaxy
X men
Fury
Etc

ETC is that the sequel to ET but this time its Extra Terrestrial C-bomb.

 

[L4Everton]

ETC is that the sequel to ET but this time its Extra Terrestrial C-bomb.

Is the tag line "in your face Spielberg" ? Shotguns everywhere.

 

[Moomin]

Is the tag line "in your face Spielberg" ? Shotguns everywhere.

I think in this one ET does phone home but gets his family to come to earth and they squat in Elliot's house thrashing it and defecating all over the kitchen while claiming benefits.

The Daily mail will love it.

 

[L4Everton]

I think in this one ET does phone home but gets his family to come to earth and they squat in Elliot's house thrashing it and defecating all over the kitchen while claiming benefits.

The Daily mail will love it.

The guys in the nasa space suits were actually environmental health?

 

[gianthogweed]

Same old i shall lay on the couch remove my belt eat stuff swear at the tv ignore any knocks on the door or any phone calls
smoke numerous amounts of spliffs to numb the pain of this cruel world just another day really