So this guy is picking a wife

[HirsuteBlue]

He gives each £10 grand and says come back in a month.
The first woman explains she has spent the lot n clothes.
The second says she has spent £5 grand on clothes and invested another £5 grand.
The third tells she has invested the lot on a high interest venture.

Who does he marry?

 

[chicoazul]

The filthiest one?

 

[Allezfan]

The one with the biggets tits, of course.

Come on mate, that one was old when Yakubu was a kid.

 

[HirsuteBlue]

The one with the biggets tits, of course.

Come on mate, that one was old when Yakubu was a kid.

And still it got Herr Flick.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

He gives each £10 grand and says come back in a month.
The first woman explains she has spent the lot n clothes.
The second says she has spent £5 grand on clothes and invested another £5 grand.
The third tells she has invested the lot on a high interest venture.

Who does he marry?

biggest waps by any chance ?

 

[chicoazul]

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Are you stalking my dog?

 

[TX Bill]

[SIZE=-1]An elementary school math teacher asked her class one day, "If there are three birds on a wire, and a farmer shot one, how many are left?"

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]One little boy said two, but little Sally, realizing it was a trick question, said, "None, 'cause everyone knows that if you shoot at birds they all fly away." The teacher congratulates her on her correct answer.

[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]Little Johnny, however, disagreed. He said, "No, there would be one -- the one that the farmer shot." [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]The teacher replied, "No, Johnny, you're wrong, but I like the way you think."
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[SIZE=-1]"OK, teacher, I have a riddle for you," boasted Johnny. "Let's say three women are at a bar and they each order a single scoop ice cream cone. The first one eats it by gently licking it around the edges, the second slowly sucks the ice cream off the cone from the top, and the third gobbles the top and then sucks the rest out of the cone. Which one is married?"
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[SIZE=-1]After a few seconds of contemplation, the teacher replied, "Well, I think it must be the third, the one that gobbles the top and sucks out the inside." [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Johnny responded, "No, teacher, you're wrong -- it's the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think." [/SIZE]