So proud because...

[Jamo Martinez]

My beautiful daughter had her 6th form graduation ceremony yesterday. She's 1 of only 3 honours graduates (top marks in every subject) out of about 90 students.

What about you?

 

[Sapie88]

Got out of bed this morning.

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

My 5 year old has just been walking round the living room with a spatula between his legs saying 'look at my willy'

 

[Groucho]

My beautiful daughter had her 6th form graduation ceremony yesterday. She's 1 of only 3 honours graduates (top marks in every subject) out of about 90 students.

What about you?

Well done her.

My 5 year old has just been walking round the living room with a spatula between his legs saying 'look at my willy'

So he's copying my Saturday morning routine?

 

[harris78]

My 5 year old has just been walking round the living room with a spatula between his legs saying 'look at my willy'

winner right here, love kids and the innocence in how they act and what they say.

Just back off holiday and my three year old daughter loved the hot tub. She is a chatty little thing and her opening gambit to the adults in there was "hello i'm Teddy, ive got an eye infection and they are gunky" quickly followed by "i have a girl dog at home whose bleeding on the floor, all the male dogs want to give her special hugs"

Always good convo starters with new people

 

[chrismpw]

My beautiful daughter had her 6th form graduation ceremony yesterday. She's 1 of only 3 honours graduates (top marks in every subject) out of about 90 students.

What about you?

Pleased for her.
I recommend a career in plastering. Pays better than medicine by the looks of it.

 

[longers]

Finally beat my dyslexic brother at scrabble

 

[Boss_Blue]

Pleased for her.
I recommend a career in plastering. Pays better than medicine by the looks of it.

Come on mate FFS.

 

[Seathestars]

My beautiful daughter had her 6th form graduation ceremony yesterday. She's 1 of only 3 honours graduates (top marks in every subject) out of about 90 students.

What about you?

Wowzer, congrats mate, I'd be proud as punch too.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

My beautiful daughter had her 6th form graduation ceremony yesterday. She's 1 of only 3 honours graduates (top marks in every subject) out of about 90 students.

What about you?

Well done Jamo. Cracking news!

 

[allezlesbleus]

My 5 year old has just been walking round the living room with a spatula between his legs saying 'look at my willy'

Don't know what made me laugh more...your son's comment or it getting 20 likes!!!! It's going to be a long summer!!!!

 

[d34noj]

Back when my kids were young, 2 and 4 - I had them both in the bath together, I turned round in the bathroom to have a No.1 and my eldest said 'god dad you've got the biggest Willy in the world!'... All I heard in the bedroom was the wife wetting herself.

Cowbag.

 

[chrismpw]

Come on mate FFS.

Too soon? Just my increasingly sardonic humour, mate. And genuinely sharing the career advice I wish I'd received 30+ years ago.

 

[d34noj]

Pleased for her.
I recommend a career in plastering. Pays better than medicine by the looks of it.

As does plumbing.

My eldest is in something called 'route zero' where all of his work is invigilated by one of a number of Universities in the country (his is done by Cambridge) and all it seems to have done is cut him off from the rest of the school so he doesn't socialise with the other students - he's in a group of 30 kids in a school of 1000 and the 30 are the only kids he sees.

 

[anton66]

My 5 year old has just been walking round the living room with a spatula between his legs saying 'look at my willy'

He's just mimicking his dad, SpongeBob flat nob.