Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
Repairing a letter box at some flats above some shops, you know the ones where there are about a dozen together. The kids had blasted them to bits with fireworks.
Anyhow I'm beavering away, using a crowbar to bend it a bit, and the caretaker says, "Oh what's this ?" I look up and a fella in high vis comes round the door with a baton ready to belt me with it,
"WHAT ARE YOU DOIN!!"
So i says, "I'm fixing the letterbox, and no guesses for what you are about to do with that thing"
He had then established that I wasn't doing anything untoward but still stands ready to whack, he kind of says "ok then, but you've been seen on cctv with a crowbar so we had to come"
me.."oh right, well you can put that thing away now then"
him... " you look a bit bothered "
me "well yeah, you just came at me with a baton in high vis, and there are 2 more of you behind the door"
him "don't be so bothered, think yourself lucky it wasn't the gas"
now I was trying to act indifferent, not making anything of it, accepting why they had come and a reasonable explanation having been given, show over, I finish the job.
he sent the caretaker for i.d. (30 secs), and in that time he said it again about 'being bothered' then started to go, so I says "yeah mate, fair enough, see ya"
He flew back round the door in a rage, screaming in my face "I decide when I go, not you SUNSHINE, I don't get told when to go by no toerag, I'm in charge here."
At this point I was more thinking something was gonna happen than when they first arrived, he was goin' on and goading me, so obviously wanting me to go off on one and tell him to f off or something, giving him the arrest he so craved.
He absolutely lost the plot.
So, straight on the blower to H.Q. to report the 'officer of her majesty's constabulary' got through to police complaints thing and told them what had happened.
I pointed out that I didn't really have a prob with them arriving like that and that wasn't the issue, although he couldve identified himself as Police as given the amount of high vis on show these days he could have been anyone, and what if I'd reached for the crowbar thinking it was some pikey after my tools? consequences would've been very different.
I said about him keep banging on about me 'being bothered' and pointed out that if I wish to 'be bothered' then I really think that is my perogative in the circumstances.
I then pointed out that his rage at the end was unacceptable, given that I said see ya cos I actually thought he was leaving, ok he may have thought I was being sarcastic...SO WHAT !! I hadn't done anything wrong, he had established that fact, and if I wanted to be sarcastic it wasn't an offence... he just had one on him.
I pointed out that it was like when they explode on streetcrime or something, having had a night of grief from drunks swearing at them, I pointed out that I made sure I didn't swear as that's what he wanted, I pointed out that he acted like a right [Poor language removed] and it took a lot to not tell him so.
He said he will follow it up, nothing will happen, and then I'll ring them back and inform them that CCTV from 3 feet above (good qual as well) will be posted on youtube under 'arshole Wigan copper loses his rag.' She's sorting out the footage for me.
But what a feckin BLERT !!
Anyhow I'm beavering away, using a crowbar to bend it a bit, and the caretaker says, "Oh what's this ?" I look up and a fella in high vis comes round the door with a baton ready to belt me with it,
"WHAT ARE YOU DOIN!!"
So i says, "I'm fixing the letterbox, and no guesses for what you are about to do with that thing"
He had then established that I wasn't doing anything untoward but still stands ready to whack, he kind of says "ok then, but you've been seen on cctv with a crowbar so we had to come"
me.."oh right, well you can put that thing away now then"
him... " you look a bit bothered "
me "well yeah, you just came at me with a baton in high vis, and there are 2 more of you behind the door"
him "don't be so bothered, think yourself lucky it wasn't the gas"
now I was trying to act indifferent, not making anything of it, accepting why they had come and a reasonable explanation having been given, show over, I finish the job.
he sent the caretaker for i.d. (30 secs), and in that time he said it again about 'being bothered' then started to go, so I says "yeah mate, fair enough, see ya"
He flew back round the door in a rage, screaming in my face "I decide when I go, not you SUNSHINE, I don't get told when to go by no toerag, I'm in charge here."
At this point I was more thinking something was gonna happen than when they first arrived, he was goin' on and goading me, so obviously wanting me to go off on one and tell him to f off or something, giving him the arrest he so craved.
He absolutely lost the plot.
So, straight on the blower to H.Q. to report the 'officer of her majesty's constabulary' got through to police complaints thing and told them what had happened.
I pointed out that I didn't really have a prob with them arriving like that and that wasn't the issue, although he couldve identified himself as Police as given the amount of high vis on show these days he could have been anyone, and what if I'd reached for the crowbar thinking it was some pikey after my tools? consequences would've been very different.
I said about him keep banging on about me 'being bothered' and pointed out that if I wish to 'be bothered' then I really think that is my perogative in the circumstances.
I then pointed out that his rage at the end was unacceptable, given that I said see ya cos I actually thought he was leaving, ok he may have thought I was being sarcastic...SO WHAT !! I hadn't done anything wrong, he had established that fact, and if I wanted to be sarcastic it wasn't an offence... he just had one on him.
I pointed out that it was like when they explode on streetcrime or something, having had a night of grief from drunks swearing at them, I pointed out that I made sure I didn't swear as that's what he wanted, I pointed out that he acted like a right [Poor language removed] and it took a lot to not tell him so.
He said he will follow it up, nothing will happen, and then I'll ring them back and inform them that CCTV from 3 feet above (good qual as well) will be posted on youtube under 'arshole Wigan copper loses his rag.' She's sorting out the footage for me.
But what a feckin BLERT !!








