Snow

[Pat's Van]

remove the wheels, roll it in flour and egg, and lob it in the deep fat fryer - porcine version of whitebait, down in one, owmp!

Keep the wheels, deep fry it and you've got food that delivers itself. Remote control pork.

stand on it and you've got one half of a pair of novelty roller skates

 

[The Cowboy]

Keep the wheels, deep fry it and you've got food that delivers itself. Remote control pork.

Squeals on wheels