Snoring...

Brownie86 · April 10, 2014

Does anyone here snore? Bet there are a few. Anyone know of ways of stopping the snoring?

I would like to find a way of stopping it because the missus keeps me up at night with her snoring. Sounds like an ogre trying to direct someone across a foggy river ffs.

roydo · April 10, 2014

Mrs R kicked me into the spare room last night cos of the racket I was making.

Fuming me.

Brownie86 · April 10, 2014

roydo said:
Mrs R kicked me into the spare room last night cos of the racket I was making.

Fuming me.

Wouldn't take that mate, send her to the spare room next time

roydo · April 10, 2014

Brownie86 said:
Wouldn't take that mate, send her to the spare room next time

Seemed the least line of resistance mate.

Warwick Hunt · April 10, 2014

Try holding your hand over her mouth and pinching her nose until noise/breathing/movement stops.

Job done.

Brownie86 · April 10, 2014

Warwick Hunt said:
Try holding your hand over her mouth and pinching her nose until noise/breathing/movement stops.

Job done.

Very tempting...

Warwick Hunt · April 10, 2014

Brownie86 said:
Very tempting...

Give it a try.......

You'll thank me eventually.

DualityNSNO · April 10, 2014

Try putting a pillow over her face and pressing down for about a minute/until all movement stops.

It will stop the snoring forever.

Other than that - no clue. I'm usually the person that snores, apparently, and the gf just kicks me til I stop.

Brownie86 · April 10, 2014

So far suffocation is the answer... might keep looking on the interwebs

arch stanton · April 10, 2014

Mrs s snores much less now she's lost a bit of chub, win win for arch :-)

Big Fat Sam · April 10, 2014

I think sleeping on your side - if at all possible - helps.

Brownie86 · April 10, 2014

arch stanton said:
Mrs s snores much less now she's lost a bit of chub, win win for arch

I shall suggest that one...

Brownie86 · April 10, 2014

butters said:
I think sleeping on your side - if at all possible - helps.

She was on her side most of the night, blowing right down my ear the git

roydo · April 10, 2014

DualityNSNO said:
Try putting a pillow over her face and pressing down for about a minute/until all movement stops.

It will stop the snoring forever.

Other than that - no clue. I'm usually the person that snores, apparently, and the gf just kicks me til I stop.

Thats rape isnt it?