Went away on business and blagged her that I couldn't buy duty free in the airport for her customary gift.
Punched my mate in the balls when he was falling asleep to the point where he wanted to vomit.
Had a horrendous dump and didn't close the bathroom door thus allowing the little sh*t particles to enter the room and violently rape azula's nostrils.
Blagged her I'm skint therefore ducking out of a night out that I couldn't be arsed with.
Purposely wound up my kopite mates even when they were at breaking point.
Blamed my mate for killing my hamster when we were fifteen to make him look a tit in front of birds.
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