"Smell my cheese"

[Elong]

"Who's this beautiful man with a lovely voice, Its Annie Lennox."

 

[ijjysmith]

Sophie to Alan: Oh, there was a call for you. A Mr Nishead rang.

Alan: Right, never heard of him. Did he leave a first name?

Sophie: No. It was just a Mr P Nishead.

Alan: Sophie, that’s a crank call. It’s another crank call.

Sophie: Is it?

Alan: Read it back to yourself.

Sophie: Oh yeah. I can see what he’s done now. Shall I put it on the list with all the others?

Alan: If you would. Actually, can I have a look at that list, I want to get to the bottom of this. Mr G String. Mr Nick Hers, Y Fronts. Mr T Osser. That doesn’t even work. Mr B Oddie, this is Bill Oddie. It’s not a crank call. Why have you put it on there?

Susan: Well, we thought it looked like “body”.

Alan: What’s rude about a body?

Sophie: Tits?

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

My Peep Hole Pringle is modeled on an SAS balaclava

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Michael, will you stop saying you threw a monkey in the sea.

 

[Elong]

Monkey Tennis?

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

A Partridge Amongst the Pigeons?

 

[Elong]

Arm wrestling with Chaz and Dave? No? That's a shame, they were quite keen on the idea...

 

[ijjysmith]

Don’t know what he had for breakfast. Presumably an infected spinal column in a bap.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

This thread is making me happy as Larry!

 

[Elong]

All I heard was noise.

 

[dbignall85]

One of my favourite parts in Alpha Papa, **do not watch if you haven't seen the movie**

[video=youtube;9DZXOANUaNk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DZXOANUaNk[/video]

"Your fog lamps are on! There's no fog!"